WORLD'S FIRST DOUBLE PRESIDENT?!

You heard it right, folks, President of the United States Donald Trump has announced the world's very first double president (and second black president, and probably the first cloned president). The new president is simply known as "Mr. President", and wears a yellow gibus and wields a mighty sword forged at the depths of Trump Tower. Why or how Donald did this is currently unknown, but the new double President seems to be a nice guy. He's a BLU Demoman, which caused many RED supporters to become enrage, and he often shouts "I'M THE PRESIDENT!". Just today, he visited a hospital for disabled children and drunkenly danced for them. What a man.

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